You have a two car garage and can only fit one car in it.
It's not a junk drawer; it's a junk ROOM. And you need a ladder to reach the top of the pile.
You can only live in 1/4 of your house.
You think if you hold onto that polyester huge-lapeled suit, that it might actually come back in style some day..
You get sued by your best friend because she tripped & broke her leg while trying to walk the ten feet to the bathroom from your living room.
You save flat tires for years because you think they can someday they can be repaired.
You don't throw things away because everytime you do, you need them a year later.
You keep your kids' clothes so your grandkids and great grandkids can wear them.
You have newspapers over 20 years old stored in your basement.
Your car has more stuff than your garage.
You think those Mork & Mindy trading cards will be worth something one day.
Your taxes are perfect because you keep every single receipt.
You have every credit card you've ever owned laying around somewhere in your house.
You've had spare car parts for 15 years that has never fit any cars you've had during that time.
You still have the same broken coffee maker that you were supposed to fix ten years ago, when you instead, simply replaced it.
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