Sing the Batman theme repeatedly.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Write the surprise ending on the first page of a novel.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk & Wave to strangers.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and simply just stand there eating their complimentary mints.
Begin every sentence with "Ooh la la."
Write "X-BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Repeat the following a dozen times. "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Nevermind, it's gone now."
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Leave your turn signal on for twenty miles, just slowing enough to make the person behind you think you're going to turn at each one.
Name your dog "Dog."
Inform others that they only exist in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Reply to everything anyone says with, "that's what YOU think."
Lick the filling out of all the oreos, and put the cookie parts back into the tray.
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but tell the listener it was a "real hoot."
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
Follow a few steps behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in a co-worker's mind, such as Feliz Navidad, Sugar-Sugar or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
Give wrong answers about trivial things such as the time of day.
Make beeping noises when someone backs up.
Sit in your front yard pointing a blow dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Stare at static on the TV and claim your can see a "magic picture."
Drop a $5 bill in the jukebox and hit the same song repeatedly.
Never make eye contact...or...never break eye contact.
Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Make appointments with people for September 31st.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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