Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's A Small World" repeatedly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone that boards the elevator. Where yours upside down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank open the doors, then act embarrased when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone who boards the elevator with a handshake and tell them to call you Admiral.
Stare, grinning, at the other passengers for awhile, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"
Wait until there are about 8 people on board and then from the back of the elevator say aloud, "Oh not now! Doggone motion sickness!"
Meow occasionally.
Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "Oops!"
Show others a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Yell "Chutes away!" every time the elevator descends.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Ask everyone that comes on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers through it.
When it's silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
Shadow box.
Say "Ding! at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Draw a little sqare on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a crazy voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and yell, "Bad touch!"
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