Your bedroom door has a doggie door.
Your dog owns more toys than the neighbor's kids.
You have more pictures of your dog than any other family member.
You allow your dog to join you in the bath.
You share your pillow with him/her.
You decide to have kids so your dog can have playmates.
...Then you think better of it, and just get more dogs.
Your entire Christmas list consists of doggy stuff.
You don't visit your family if the dog can't come too.
You're on many dog related e-mail lists.
You're more concerned with getting your dog's dinner ready than you are with the family's dinner.
You make your spouse sleep on the couch because there's not enough room for the three of you.
You refer to your dog as a 4-legged child.
You and your spouse constantly argue about which one of you the dog looks more like.
You go buy a new king-sized bed so that there's room for the dog to sleep comfortably too.
Your dog is in your family photo.
...For the church directory.
When shopping for a new car, your first requirement is that your dog can easily get into and out of the vehicle, and that he/she has their own window.
You could care less what the neighbors think when you're standing outside at 4:00am yelling, "Pee Maggie...Pee for Mommy" while she's forgotten why she's out there and is busy playing.
Your dog eats cat *poop* but you still let it kiss you.
Whenever he barks, you say, "Uh oh--gotta run-my dog wants his supper and belly rub now.
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