You cut your after-work activities short just so you can go home and see your cat.
You dare not move a muscle when kitty falls asleep at your feet, even if you need to get up and pee.
You sleep in the oddest positions, just so you can accommodate your cat, even if he or she chooses to plunk itself in the middle of your bed.
The stray particles of kitty litter scattered all over your bed don't bother you.
You take your cat's name as your online name.
You cried when more than the cat did the day you had to drop kitty at the vet to be neutered.
You feel naked if your clothes aren't covered in cat hair.
People say, "What a lovely Angora sweater, and you say "What sweater?"
99 percent of your grocery cart contains multiple cat foods, treats and toys.
You plan your schedule around your cat.
You feed kitty Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner on the good china.
You take kitty with you everywhere and leave the a/c on when you go in somewhere, so that kitty doesn't get too uncomfortable.
You take your cat everywhere because you...I mean, she may have separation anxiety.
When someone yells at your cat for being bad, you say, "Be nice, she's only human."
You have full conversations with your cat and think that's normal.
You think that kitty understands you and is communicating back to you.
You own more cat toys than clothes.
You get a fish tank as pets for your cat.
You have more pictures of your cat than anyone in your family.
Your cats eats more expensive foods than you.
You spend your whole date talking to your date about your cat.
You call home while you're on vacation to check on the cat, but forget to ask about the kids.
You force everyone who calls you on the phone to listen to kitty meow.
You refer to your parents as grandma and grandpa, but you have no children.
Your cat has more say than the other family members who live in your home.
Your cat sleeps in the bed more often than your spouse.
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