Totally ignore the first 5 people who say "Good Morning" to you.
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
In the middle of a meeting, suddenly yelll out "YAHTZEE!".
Walk sideways to the photocopier, crab style.
Say to your manager, "I like your style" and shoot him with doubled barrel fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee and then ask, "Did you get all that, cause I don't want to repeat it."
Press the "no cup" option on the coffee machine, kneel down and drink directly from the nozzle.
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch off and on.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak with as Barbara.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shup up!"
Carry your keyboard over to a co-worker and ask, "do you want to trade?"
Come to work in army camaflauge and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it."
Hang a 2 foot long piece of toilet paper from the back of your trousers, and act genuinely surprised each time someone points it out.
Ask a co-worker if they need a hand, then give them a photo copy of your hand.
Put a sign on your inbox saying "trash".
Call everyone Bob or Richard, including females.
Change the speed dial settings on a co-worker's phone.
Dress up like a flight attendant and stand in an elevator. When people get on hand them a bag of peanuts and tell them to enjoy their flight.
If you have a boombox at work, crank it all the way up.
Add a humor section to the office bulletin board.
Move your desk into an elevator and ask anyone that comes in if they have an appointment.
Proudly show everyone your calculator and hand out cigars. Tell them your computer just had a baby.
Send odd emails from other people's computers-pretend you are them.
Use a banana as a pointer in your next demonstration.
Water the fake office plants while you talk to them.
Page yourself over the intercom. Do Not disguise your voice.
Hi-Lite the toes of your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them near as much since you did this.
Everytime someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.
Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the e-mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
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