Handsome
Charming
Fincancially successful
A caring listener
Witty
In good shape
Dresses with style
Appreciates the finer things
Full of thoughtful surprises
An imaginative, romantic lover
AGE 32, Revised List:
Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
Opens car doors, holds chairs
Has enough money for a nice dinner
Listens more than talks
Laughs at my jokes
Carries bags of groceries with ease
Owns at least one tie
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Seeks romance at least once a week
AGE 42, Revised List:
Not too ugly (bald head okay)
Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
Works steady--splurges on dinner out occasionally
Nods head when I'm talking
Usally remembers punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
Remembers to put the toilet seat down
Shaves most weekends
AGE 52, Revised List:
Keeps nose and ear hair trimmed
Doesn't belch or scratch in public
Doesn't borrow money too often
Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on the weekends
Usually wears matching socks and clean underware
Appreciates a good tv dinner
Remembers your name on occasion
Shaves some weekends
AGE 62, Revised List:
Doesn't scare small children
Remembers where bathroom is
Doesn't require much money for upkeep
Only snores lightly when asleep
Remember why he's laughing
Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
Usually wears some clothes
Likes soft foods
Remembers where he left his teeth
Remembers that it's the weekend
AGE 72, Revised List:
Breathing
Doesn't miss the toilet
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