The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped hom for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only 150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, and was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."
Contributed by, Angie Gonzalez
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