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You can achieve a "Runner's High" just by sitting up. The sun is too loud. Trees begin to chase you. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee. You can hear mimes. You repeat the same sentence over and over without realizing you've already said it. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go. You and reality file for divorce. It appears that people are speaking to you in code. Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quited, it was like losing your best friend. You imagine things that are actually really there, and then second guess yourself. You answer the door before people knock. Relatives who have been dead for years come visit you and suggest you should get some rest. You keep yelling "Stop touching me!" even though you're the only person in the room. You have an irrisistable urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to. You see your pet's lips move and you're positive that it's trying to communicate with you. You repeat the same sentence over and over again without realizing you've already said it. Back |
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