You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on a overpass.
When someone asks to see your id and you show them your belt buckle.
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
You have a Hefty back on the passenger side window of your car.
You view the upcoming family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
Your front porch falls in and kills more than three dogs.
You've ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that's mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
You own a home made fur coat.
Your grandmother has ever been asked to leave the bingo hall because of her language.
You think a turtleneck is an ingrediant in soup.
Your pocket knife also doubles as a toothpick.
Your dog has a litter of puppies on the living room floor and nobody notices.
You've cut your toenails in front of company.
Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
You've ever worn a tank top and cut-off's to a wedding.
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