The Redneck Truckers
Zeke and Luke went to a trucking company to apply for a "Team" truck driving job. The personnel manager decided after talking to the two of them, that they weren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. He decides to interview them seperately. He first interviews Zeke. After 15 minutes, he completes the interview. Zeke barely passes. Next he interviews Luke. He begins by asking the usual transportation related questions. Luke also barely passes.

The personnel manager next interview them together. He presents them with this potential problem: Now Zeke and Luke, let's say that you two are a driving team. One of you is driving the rig, and the other is asleep in the back. You are going down this very steep hill with sixty thousand pounds of steel on the truck. All of a sudden, your brakes go out and your speed is increasing. What would be the first thing you'd do?"

About a minute passes and there was no answer. Then, all of a sudden Luke spoke up.

"I know, I know, I know the first thing I'd do." The personnel manager says, "yes Luke, what is the first thing you'd do?" Luke says, "I'd wake Zeke up." The personnel manager replies, "WHAT! Why would you wake Zeke up?"

"Cuz", says Luke. "He ain't never seen a big accident!"


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