Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a Quik Stop on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"
The outsider assured her he did, but simply could not recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She grabbed her Bible from behind the counter and paged through it. She finally started jabbing her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guy's face she said, "See, it says right here, 'Three wisemen came from afar."
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