The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little while, the poor old horse stumbled once again.
The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under his seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do!"
The farmer replied, "That's once."
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