Best Answer Gets The Poodle
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street whn they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her own charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them...
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative and smart sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy and muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsover", said the poodle.

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and asked, "How well can you do?"
"Ummmm...I hate liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"You guys are hopeless. That was just as bad as the Lab's answer."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?", referring to the Taco Bell Chihuahua dog.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the other two dogs and says....
"Liver alone. Cheese Mine."



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