Farmer's Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden anniversary.

"Let's have a party Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzly head. "Gee Ethel," he finally answered. "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."


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