So you're a feminist...isn't that cute.
Hang up and drive.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her...or something like that.
If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep in.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
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