Your horn sticks on the highway behind 32 Hell's Angel's motorcycles.
Your twin forgets your birthday.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You call the suicide prevention line and you are put on hold.
You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your Mastercard.
It costs more to fill up your car then it did to buy it.
The doctor tells you that you're in great shape for someone twice your age.
You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
Your income tax refund check bounces.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
Nothing you own is actually paid for.
You invite the peeping Tom in....and he says NO!
