Animal Football
All the animals were bored, and then finally the lion came up with an idea.
"I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on tv."



He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it. They went out into the filed and chose up teams and were ready to begin.



The lion's team received. They were able to get two first downs and then had to punt. The mule punted and the rhino was back deep for the kick. He caught the ball, lowered his head and charged.



First, he crushed a roadrunner, then two rabbits. He gored a wildebeast, knocked over two cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six.
Unfortunately, they lacked a place-kicker, and the score remained 6-0. Late in the first half, the lion's team scored a touchdown and the mule kicked the extra point. The lion's team led at halftime 7-6. In the locker room, the lion gave a pep talk. "Look you guys. We can win this game. We've got the lead and they only have one real threat. We've got to keep the ball away from the rhino, he's a killer. Mule, when you kick off, be sure to keep it away from the rhino."

The second half began. Just as the mule was about to kick off, the rhino's team changed formation, and the ball went directly to the rhino. Once again, the rhino lowered his head and was off running. First, he stomped two gazelles. He skewerd a zebra, and bulldozed an elephant out of the way. It looked like he was home free. Suddenly, at the twenty yard line, he dropped over dead. There were no other animals in sight anywhere near him. The lion went over to see what had happened. Right next to the dead rhino, he saw a small centipede.

"Did you do this?" he asked.
"Yeah, I did." The centipede replied.
The lion retorted, "Where were you during the first half?"
"I was putting on my shoes."


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