Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work anymore.
The gleam in your eye, is from the sun hitting your bifocoals.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere nor had a drop to drink.
Your little black book consists only of names that end with M.D.
You finally reach the top of the ladder, and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
Your mind makes contracts your body cannot meet.
You look forward to a dull evening.
Your favorite part of the newspaper is "20-years ago today..."
You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
You get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from riding a rollercoaster..
Your back goes out more than you do.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
Forget the health food. You need all the preservatives you can get.
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
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