| Annie...gone but not forgotten. |
| A Guy That Hated Cats����..
A man hated his wife�s cat and decided to get rid of it by driving the cat 20 blocks from their home and leaving it at the park. When the man arrived home, he saw the cat walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He pulled over, put the cat on the ground and headed home. When he arrived home, the cat again was walking up the driveway. The man continued to take the cat further and further away, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, pass the bridge, then turn right again until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home, where he left the cat. Hours later the man called his wife. �Jane, is the cat there?� �Yes,� she answered. �Why do you ask?� Frustrated, the man said, �Put the thing on the phone. I�m lost and need directions.� |
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| Amazing Dog
........ In Tennessee, a man sees a sign in front of a house: �Talking Dog For Sale.� He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt sitting there. �You talk?� he asks. �Yep,� the mutt replies. �So what�s your story?� The mutt looks up and says, �Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift. In no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around tired me out though, and I knew I wasn�t getting any younger. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife and a mess of puppies, and now I�m just retired.� The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. �Ten dollars�, the owner says. �This dog is amazing,� the guy says. �Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?� �He�s such a liar,� the owner replies. �He didn�t do any of that stuff!� |
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