THE GOSSIPEL ACCORDING TO MARTHA AND BERTHA
	Even though the new addition has been going up, J.R. has been
able to maintain its usual cool. (Even though some of the workers
are kinda cute, huh, Wendy?)
	Is it true that Nancy chased the bus all the way to Hudson to
see a cetain football player get a touchdown for the opposing team?
	It seems that all of the great lovers of good ol' J.R. are
running off into new horizons. Like Dave F. who has gone to
Boston and Walter R. who's gone to Bishops to see Paul W. I hear
that Dave already has a girlfriend and there is no doubt that
Walter has someone lined up. Don Juan's at Sir G. and where,
oh where is Danny?
	Now that Sue and Larry are back together again, we hear that
Janis is absolutely infatuated with Gary. (SOMETHING is rotten in
Denmark)
	The manager of the senior football team was very exited
before the (would you believe) game in Beaconsfield.
	Where did you get your shoes Jean? By the way where do
you and Sue get everlasting, ever1oving guys? (A.H. & K.G.)
	We hear that Cow has wandered into another new pasture.
	Mr. Watts has been taking his grade 10 class in Block F on
nature hikes lately. despite the protests of "Cookie."
	A certain redhead has just informed us that she has a boy-
friend in every end of town. It sure must prove interesting on
Saturday nights.
	Donna M. has a good friend named Greg.
	Just for the records ...Kathy loves John
					John loves Kathy
					Sue loves Larry
					Judy loves Ian


	THINGS FOUND MOST OFTEN ON STUDENTS DESKS

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	The first principal of John Rennie in the year of its creation was
struck down by a snipers bullet in the Graduation dance in 1956. This
man had devoted a year of his life to the teaching of the little flound.
lings that attended J.R. His death was a bitter shock to all those that
worked under him and even the students felt a "great" loss for this man.
Bitterness developed in the soul of the man as the spirit left his
earthly body and so ever since that day on a full mooned night his
ghost has walked the halls of John Rennie. With the sudden influx of
constuction, action and noise the ghost had begun to play pranks. A
particular prank was the vanishing of five students from Mr. Kyriazia's
calss. When these students were found over at the civic centre they had
no idea how they had arrived there. The noise and abudance of activity
within the school because fo the bui1ding of the new wing has proved
only one thing. THIS BLOODY NOISE WOULD RAISE THE DEAD!