Dear Aggy:
	My boyfriend is inconsiderate! I have a very favorite
	sign post that I love very much and every time I kiss
	it good night he gets very angry. What is the matter
	with him?
						Signed, Sign post lover
Dear Lover:
	He's jealous! Better make your affair with your sign
	post a secret one.
Dear Aggy:
	My girlfriend goes around kissing sign posts and talk-
	ing to trees. This is embarrasing and I get quite angry
	with her. What should I do? Is she totally gone?
							Frustrated
Dear Frustrated:
	This problem sounds very familiar. Is your girl-
	friend by any chance "Sign post lover"?
	No, she is not gone at all. Her behavior is quite
	normal. Just be thankful it isn't other boys she
	goes around kissing! By the way, you should see my
	darling malebox.... 
Dear Aggy:
	I am afraid of the dark! REALLY! I'm terrified
	to walk down the street at night. I'm afraid that
	someone will pick me up!
				Mildred
Dear Mildred:
	Look honey, don't worry. Anyone who picked you
	up is the dark would put you down at the first street
	light.
Dear Aggie:
	It will probably seem to you that I have an inferiority
	complex. I don't, it is just that some people do not
	like me. They are always picking on me, accusing me
	of things I have not done, and calling me names.
	I am really Sweet, Honest, True-blue, Wonderful,
	and wouldn't hurt a fly.
				Mayor Daley
Dear Daley:
	I have heard of you and I have heard that people hate
	you, but don't worry. Settle your problem easily.
	Resign
Dear Aggy:
	I am always losing at chess, but the other day I won
	with a pawn. This shows that you should never give up.
Dear Won Happy Kid:
	Well a pawn my soul that is good to hear,
 Honey.