Trashified Ads
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Wanted:
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	One connected "off" button for K.A.O.S. loudspeakers.

	One old man with rheumatism in his right foot. Apply
	in person to J.R. weather station, 6th floor.

	A good home for all the immature books that keep run-
	ning away from the library.

	One placard painter, for you know what. Shh!

	One experienced grape-picker. The vines are ripe. 

			Lost and Found
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Lost:
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	Gobs of school spirit. Last seen in vicinity of
	J.R.H.S. about 2 years ago.

	Period I, last seen among the "D" cards.

	Large amounts of composure. Please return to Bio.
	Lab. as soon as possible.

	4,000 combs. In the home of a little old man who
	claims to have stolen them from the Girl's Washroom.

	The remains of the idiot who dared to knock on the
	door of the men's staff room at lunchtime.

	1 torture chamber. More commonly known as the gym-
	nasium.

			Personal
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Personal:
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	To the kid who almost pulled the fire alarm when he
	saw the smoke coming out from under the staff-room
	door. Don't get so panicky, some day you're going to
	have to walk past the fourth floor washroom.