NEWS IN A NUTSHELL FOR GRADE NINE "NUCKLEHEADS"

OLD BUSINESS: J.P. likes A.M. but you, A.M. don't know it. Or do you?
	--You asked for it A.S.!

RIDDLE: What does T.E.E.R.G.A.S. stand for?

ANSWER: Third Erratic Educational Report of Gossip About Students -you
	asked for it D.W.!

NEW BUSINESS: 	Sue C's going out with J.N.
		C's mad at C. for telling
		Are you among the ones who use the excuse "I got lost in
	the new section" for being late?
		D.C.'s still hanging around with R.
		Too bad all the fourth floor lab section had to move
	their lockers ay?
		Are we the only ones that queer workee's been spying on
	by the girl's lacker room lately?

OFFICIAL DECLARATION: Our new title by a teacher "The stupidest and
	most inconsiderate grade in the whole *?*!! school."

REMARKS ABOUT THE LAST COLUMN;
A) Do you know who wrote that thing about the grade 9's? It's got
everything
B) What's that supposed to mean?
C) Who ever writes that gossip article sure is dumb -- they've got it
all wrong.

P.S. If it'll make you buy the Rennigade, I'll put it inl



	Education:
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	I've known countless people who were reservoirs of
	learning, yet never had a thought. Wilson Mezner

	If a man's education is finished, he is finished.
	E.A. Felene

	I have never let my schooling interfere with my educ-
	ation. Mark Twain

	His studies were pursued but never effectually over-
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