Quotes
"VD can actually be a good time if you do it right."
"Sex with a candy monkey - NOT FUN, made me shit poprocks... because VD."
"Chicka Chicka boom, your dead"
"Slumber sounds like lumber, so maybe back in the day when people went to sleep they turned into trees."
"My hands smell like nutsack because I was itching my nutsack"
"I'm sad and a fruit, I'm a glum plum"
"I'm gonna put a shotgun in everyone's car so when someone calls shotgun, I'll be like 'Here you go, I call front seat'"
"I'm the spawn of Walker Texas Ranger, Gayker Texas Ranger, I think so."
"If there was a gay radio station, would it be called Gaydio... Your listening to Gaydio 105, WE'RE GAY!!!"
"Gayzilla: the Gayest man to ever live... we should go on a quest to find him, then we could go to a straight town and have some asian guy yell GAYZILLA"
"I think I'm gonna talk to Emily, Oh wait, theres a dildo here I can shove up my ass instead"