| Jr and Chris's campaign promises |
| We, Jr Sepulveda and Chris O'Malley, promise that if we are electedPresident and Vice President of the world, we will ensurea good, fun, safe term. We promise to spread the joy of Rock-n-roll to the masses. We ensure you that if we are elected, Punk Rock and Hardcore won't die (at least not on my shift). We will also set a limit that at "gangsta" rap concerts, besides the people performing only 2 "groupies" will be allowed on stage. We do not strive to abolish all rap, just simply to regulate. Both of us are very anti-conformity. In conclusion, a vote for Sepulveda/ O'Malley in 2001, is a vote for freedom!! |
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| and now... the newest campaign promises!!! |
| We, JR and Chris if elected will promise to provide a world full of nothing but hot chicks and swimming pools... ok just kidding, but seriously ya'll if elected we will institute our new alternative to the death penalty. Instead of the traditional corporal punishment... we will now instill something far worse, death by tickling. We figure that will cut down crime .001%. We will also be friendly leaders with public appearences, fireside chats, and so on. We will not decieve you in any way. We will uncover the conspiracys hidden by the American Govt. We will appoint Sadam Hussein and any other mean dictators to dishwashing duty at a local italian restaurant. Jr and Chris will be known by all and ensure a safe, fun world for all. For all you with doubts we assure you that we are not the anti-christs. Farewell and be safe. Jr & Chris |