Ladies Confessions

FOR HIM MAGAZINE

Art Imitates Filth!

 When I was in college, I was part of our school's art organization. The org sponsors an exhibit every year to showcase the talent of its members. Since we were graduating that year, two of my closest guy friends wanted to do something daring.

We all finally decided to paint some nudes. The plan for that Saturday was to drive around town with our canvasses and paints, pick up a girl somewhere, get a motel, then paint until we were exhausted. Well, things definitely didn't go the way we planned.

After an hour of painting, one of my guy friends went near our model and began teasing her. Then the caressing began. My other male friend got hot as well. He moved behind me then he started to fondle my breasts. I was really turned on so I unzipped his jeans, pulled out his hardened cock and began sucking.

When the other pair saw what I was doing, they were encouraged to join the fun for a night of orgy. We all were able to pass nude paintings on the date of the submission. Little did they know the inspiration behind those nude works of art.

Bachelorette's Party Gets Out of Hand

 I was taking my vacation in a friend's neighborhood, and was having a lot of fun. One night, we were bar-hopping when a friend's cousin texted her, inviting us to attend a despedida de soltera.

At the party, I had different mixed drinks and was a bit tipsy and horny.

I was about to freshen up when I realized that the guy doing the strip tease at that moment was my first date in that place, a few days after I arrived.

I couldn't forget out night together, for he was so hot and adventurous in bed. He then saw me and started to tease me. He grabbed my hand and I started dancing with him, until I felt so hot that we started making out right there, with all the girls screaming.

I enjoyed the feeling of having sex with about 10 girls in there (including me), shouting and having a good time watching.

This guy was really good, and we had sex in multiple positions, with all those girls watching us.

An embarrasing and exciting experience!

Better Than Scorpio Nights!

 I went to bed early one night when my husband went drinking with his friend Mark. A knock on our bedroom door woke me up and I found my husband hanging on Mark's shoulder too plastered to stand up by himself. After putting my husband to bed, I told Mark he could stay in the guestroom, since he himself looked just as wasted and it was already too late. I fell asleep again and dreamt that my husband was making love to me doggie style.

I woke up very horny, but without opening my eyes, I let my husband play with my pussy from behind. I was only wearing my shirt, because he had managed to take off my shorts and underwear without waking me up. He then lifted my right leg to spread me and prepared to enter me from behind. Within five to six thrusts he was completely in me. It felt so good because I was so wet and his penis felt much, much bigger than usual.

Then it dawned on me, it was too big to be my husband's penis! Shocked, I opened my eyes and in front of me, across the bed is my husband still dead-drunk asleep! It was Mark! He felt so good that I just closed my eyes again and let him ram me until I had the biggest orgasm in my life. It kept coming wave after wave that I couldn't prevent myself from moaning loudly. For about 40 minutes he gave it to me, spoon position, while fondling my breasts. My husband slept through it all, with the bed moving and me moaning. Mark climaxed and stayed there until his penis went limp inside me, he whispered in my ear "Sarap mo," then left our bedroom.

To this day my husband doesn't know that his friend that I loathed gave me the biggest orgasm of my life. Now, every time Mark sees me he has a smirk on his face.

Camera Phone Betrays Deed

 My boyfriend recently got a new cellphone with a digital camera, and we got this idea of taking some pics of us totally naked.

So we went to my room and started the photo session. He took shots of my breasts, my ass, and my pussy. I did the same thing to him.

Since we were both naked, what else could happen?! We started kissing and carressing. Soon things got really sweaty and we shifted to doing some nasty 69.

As I was nearing climax, he stopped. I was so bitin.

He said he stopped because he had an idea: he wanted to take photos of me sucking his cock.

I thought it was okay so I quickly went down on him. As I was giving him head there was a knock on the door.

We quickly dressed and I answered the door.

It was my brother asking if he could borrow my cell. I told him to get it himself, but when he came back he had this sheepish grin on his face.

He was holding my BF's cellphone, and on the screen was a picture of me licking my beloved boyfriend's stupid dick!!!

Candlestick Lights Up COED's Life

 I was supposed to go out with my friend one Sunday but she decided to cancel. I rushed to her apartment to confront her because we had made important plans.

My plan was just to barge in unannounced since I knew where she hid her spare key. Swinging the door open, was I surprised with what I saw: my friend had a candle sticking out of her pussy!

When she saw me she just cried in embarrassment. She confessed she had been masturbating with that candle because it was the only thing around that could approximate her boyfriend's dick.

Oh, and she was also crying because her vaginal muscles had locked around the wax-dick so I had to help her pull it out. Instead of writhing in pain, she was actually quite pleasured as I was slowly ridding her of the candle.

Not one to be outdone, I diddled with my clit myself as soon as I was home.

Car Nookie Leaves Evidence

 I joined my boyfriend and his family in their weekend vacation at Subic.

His family rode the van while my boyfriend and I rode in his car.

Since it was just us in the car, my boyfriend was naughtily caressing my inner thighs and naturally, I got turned on.

I took my panties off and that allowed his hand to freely finger me while he was driving.

In turn, I was alternating a hand job and a blowjob. Soon enough he came and I spat his come into a tissue paper and threw it in the wastebasket in the car.

Upon reaching Subic, his dad looked for some receipts, and when he looked in the wastebasket, he got hold of the tissue filled with my boyfriend's come!

I felt so ashamed when his dad winked at me as if saying he knew what had happened on the road.

His dad kept on smiling at me the whole time. How embarrassing!

Cheapskates Cheat Motel 

My boyfriend and I planned to go to a motel that day and just spend the day making love. The bad part was I wasn’t able to bring my driver’s license so we were turned away at the first motel we went to.

We had to go to this expensive one. When we got into the room, we first checked out the room rate and found out we couldn’t afford it.

But we were so horny so we still decided to do it on the edge of the bed without messing anything up. Then we called up the operator and said we couldn’t stay.

We had a free five minute quickie in a P1,500 motel room. That was naughty.

Couple Make Up Adam-And-Eve Style

 Whoever said that make-up sex is the best kind of sex should be given a Nobel prize. One afternoon, my boyfriend and I had a fight in their garden. It was such a huge fight that we were already threatening to break up. After hours of arguing teary-eyed, we finally decided to end it.

Before leaving, I used their bathroom to fix myself up. When I got back to the garden, my boyfriend suddenly kissed me. It was such a sweet, apologetic kiss that I had to kiss him back. Our kisses slowly became torrid. One thing led to another, until we ended up having sex in their garden!

I was kind of worried at first that someone might spot us, but the sex was so good I couldn't pay it any mind. It was the best outdoor sex we've ever had! And we eventually got back together after that!

Couple Makes the Most of Lousy Movie

 My boyfriend and I recently went to SM Megamall just to window shop. However, when we passed by the cinema, we saw the movies being shown. Among the movies being featured, we took notice of a single film, Sex Drive.

However, as my boyfriend was in line to buy us tickets, I noticed another movie whose title was a bit naughtier. I told my boyfriend I wanted to see the other movie instead. When we entered, I felt so excited because there were only a few viewers.

But it turned out to be a nonsense film! My boyfriend blamed me for this, that instead of watching Maui Taylor in the other movie, we had to see this cheap film.

We could see our fellow viewers walking out one by one, and we planned to get out of there as well. Then, when we were about to leave, my boyfriend kissed me and began to touch my legs. I was starting to get hot also, so I put my hand on his crotch. He asked me if I was in the mood, and I said yes. He dared me to have a quickie in the toilets.

We went to the ladies' room, and I entered first to scout the place. I called him in, and we went straight to the last cubicle. There, I pulled his pants down and gave him a blow job!

He pulled me up, turned my back towards him, and pulled my pants down to my knees. He entered me from behind, my pussy already wet for him. He pumped me, slow at first, then hard. When I came, I almost gave out a scream. Good thing I had my hanky to bite. He came just after me.

It was a damn cheap movie, all right... but it was a real happy one!

Cousin Joins Lesbo Pair

 I had been studying in an all-girl exclusive school. As expected, I have been dating girls. Although I'm a girl, I like being with the same sex.

One time, we were having a night out with my current "girlfriend" and with other kabarkadas. We brought with us our van.

Since our driver wasn't available, I asked my cousin to drive us instead. He just waited for us in the van as we did our gimmick stuff.

We were about to go home after driving home our other companions when we pulled over along a poorly lighted street in Caloocan. He said he had to change the tire because it got flat. But he realized he couldn't do it since the tools weren't in the van. So we decided to spend the night there and call home first thing in the morning.

My cousin took the front seat and slept. My "girlfriend" and I started kissing at the back row of the van, without knowing that my cousin wasn't actually sleeping but listening to our moans.

She dared me to French-kiss her with my cousin watching. At first I was hesitant but because I was getting really horny, I asked my cousin to sit with us in the back and talk.

My cousin got wide-eyed as he watched my "girlfriend" and I kiss. Then I noticed my girlfriend's right hand reaching out for my cousin's crotch! He got carried away and started masturbating in front of us.

My girlfriend suddenly gave him a blowjob, and believe it or not, I did too! It was a bit embarrassing, but a real good experience. We did it all together inside the van. It was my first time to blow a guy.

The next day, we acted as if nothing had happened. But deep inside we all knew we had enjoyed the night.

Debutante Pleasures BF

 After celebrating my debut in a hotel, we got a package with free overnight stay in a junior suite in the hotel.

Thinking that it was a great idea to be together after my debut, my friends chipped in for another room. I was exhausted and so was my boyfriend (who my parents didn't know about).

One room was filled with about 20 people and after standing for hours, my boyfriend and I just wanted to lie down. The others were afraid to go to the other room because my mother was there. But me, my boyfriend and five of my girl friends transferred to her room.

We pulled out the sofa and the seven of us stayed there with only one blanket for us. My girl friends and I are chatting away, while my boyfriend feigned sleep.

Little did they know that underneath the blanket, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob while he was finger-fucking my pussy. I was so turned on because I was trying to talk normally though I wanted to explode.

My boyfriend was trying to look asleep, but I could secretly hear him moaning a little. When we were done, I fell asleep, leaving my friends still talking.

After a while I woke up because my boyfriend was shaking me. He whispered to me that he was so turned on, he wanted me to give him a blowjob right there with five of my friends just beside me and my mother on the bed. Still too tired to argue, I just gave him the best blow job I could. Since I didn't know where to put his come, I just drunk it up to the last drop. After that, I had just enough energy to turn my back to him and fall asleep again.

Depressed Lady Shags New Friend

 Last March, I had the saddest and most unforgettable moment of my life. I found out that my boyfriend had cheated on me. It hurt so bad that I locked myself in my room for two days! A week later, I went to my ate's boyfriend to share how I felt because he's like a kuya to me.

When I got to his house, he was not alone, his cousin was also there, so I shared my feelings to both of them until three more of his cousins came and my kuya went to the other room with his cousins.

His cute cousin was the only one who stayed with me in the master's bedroom. I told him how I really felt, and he seemed to understand and relate to my situation, until I felt something strange. There was something in his eyes that made me feel anxious and I thought I was starting to like him. It was strange because we were talking about loyalty and then we shifted the topic to sex with out realizing it! I felt very horny because of his seductive eyes and I knew he felt it too!

Suddenly he kissed me and took off all my clothes. He was touching me everywhere and it felt so good! That was the most memorable moment of my life. Imagine having sex with a new friend while his unknowing cousins were just in the other room.

Elevator Quickie Ends In Shame

 My fiancé and I were going to his parents' condo for a formal dinner party. Afraid of giving the wrong first impression, I really dressed up for this special event.

While we were in the elevator, just by ourselves, we decided to loosen up a bit before we went to his parents' place, which is way up in the penthouse. So we had a quickie standing up.

I was about to orgasm when my fiancé suddenly stopped, his face white as a ghost's.

I furiously asked him what the hell was going on. He didn't answer, but instead stared hard at the elevator door. It turned out we were so into the heat of the moment that we didn't realize the elevator door had already opened.

My future mother-in-law was standing right infront of us, with an expression of shock and disgrace on her face. My fiancé and I were so embarassed tat we didn't even bother to attend the party anymore.

So much for making a good impression.

Girl Gulps Down Evidence

My boyfriend and I were riding an aircon bus on Edsa and we were the only ones on the back seat.

Since the traffic was terrible, we became horny and he started fingering me. I gave him a blowjob right there.

But just when my boyfriend came in my mouth, several passengers boarded the bus. I had to hide the evidence so I swallowed all his cum.

I straightened up and sat back down and, to my horror, realized that there were still cum drops on my lips and chin. But the excitement was worth it.

Girl Shags Best Friend's Bro

For the longest time, I had this huge crush on my best friend's older brother who was quite a hunk.

 One night when I was sleeping over, I decided to make a go for him once and for all.

In the dead of the night, with my best friend fast asleep, I tiptoed out of the room and went to find her brother.

The door across the hall was unlocked so I went in. It was pictch back but I didn't care. I closed the door behind me and started to undress.

Fully naked, I crept under the blanket and started to caress the body beside me. He woke up, surprised, but he didn't stop me. I could feel him getting hard so I didn't waste any time climbing on top of him.

We did it over and over again until I was so exhausted I fell asleep after I climaxed for the last time.

The next day, I woke up with a smile, as I turned to the person beside me, I had the shock of my life. It wasn't my best friend's older brother but her virgin 13-year-old younger brother!

Handcuffs Do It for Dormmates

 One morning after a party at the dorm, I woke up with a terrible hangover and noticed my left wrist was cuffed to my guy roomie's right wrist. We figured our other guy roomie did it. He was always dicking around with us. So we went to his part of the room to find him in nothing but an orange spaghetti strap, surrounded by two totally naked chicks.

We woke him up to ask for the key but he didn't know what we were talking about. We were heading that day back to Cebu to spend the holidays, and we needed to get ready for our flight in three hours! My guy (the one I was cuffed to) and I decided we were mature and close enough to take a shower together. So we went to the bathroom, ripped off our clothes and started bathing.

Suddenly, he pulled on me with the cuffs, grabbed me, and licked my whole face. I was so turned on because when he pulled me and held me close, our nipples touched each other and his dick was right under me. As we kissed O could feel his penis grow. We were so excited we started to come. He took so long and at the back of my mind was the flight. So I clenched on his wonderful siopao-like ass cheeks and pushed him in! I never felt so domineering in my life.

I reached climax 30 minutes into it and punched him out of me. I guess it was all those fast movements that got my hand out of the cuffs. I felt unholy on Christmas and couldn't stop thinking about him. We just met up and he gave me my Christmas gift - the cuffs and a red lacey thong. We just finished doing it again. In fact, I'm having an orgasm as I type this.

Hot Lady Hands It To Her Guy

 My guy and I parked in the CCP grounds for some quiet bonding moments in the car. But soon we got bored with small talk so we found ourselves talking about sex instead.

I teased him about his package and told him that if he'd let me hold it, I'd jerk it off and make him come right there and then. The tease turned into a dare and so I did it.

I didn't stop even if a car came and parked beside us (and I think there was a guy in the distance who could see what we were doing). It was hot. But this one's even hotter:

Driving home, he began to rub me good down south that I was a wet panting kitty in no time at all. We came at a stoplight and still he went at it. Worse, his car aircon broke down so we had to unroll the windows.

And all that time, his fingers were working me-at a stoplight, with the windows down, and with a jeepload of passengers right beside us! I've got to hand it to my baby, he surprises me every time.

Lady Dentist Gets Milky Prophylaxis

 While I was strolling at the mall, I chanced upon a college friend whom I fancied for years. He asked me if I was still practicing dentistry. I said yes. Then he told me he had some problems with his teeth and he wanted me to look at 'em but he was quite shy to open his mouth in a public place so we decided to go to his car.

While walking, he started to tease me—telling me how sexy I was. It got me really horny. In a flash, he started kissing me while gently rubbing my hardened nipples. I returned the favor by unzipping his pants to reveal a hard on. He banged me so hard that the van was already rocking.

The whole thing ended with him coming in my mouth. After the episode, I rushed back to the mall and ate dinner with my clueless boyfriend.

Lady Goes Heavy on the Cheese

My boyfriend and I went to Ilocos for a vacation. When we got to the hotel, we were starving so we ordered Ilocos longganisa.

 While we were eating he teased me about the sausage. He said, "my sausage tastes better than this..." I smiled naughtily and told him, "Later."

After dinner, I went to bed to rest because my stomach felt like it was gonna burst. He then started unbuttoning my top and played with my sensitive nipples which really turned me on.

I pulled down his jeans and said, "Now it's time to taste your sausage, make sure you squirt the cheese so I can swallow it." So I went down on him.

After a while he said he was coming with the cheese. He came hard, unloading globs of man-paste in my mouth.

Since I wanted to impress him I swallowed it all. But I was so full that I couldn't take it anymore. Before I could say a word, I threw up right on his tool.

We spent an hour or so removing the putrid mix of Ilocos sausage, rice, eggs, and cum on his pubes.

Moral lesson? Never swallow when your tummy is full.

Lady Shames Cheating Beau

While out, I saw my boyfriend with another girl, so I started dating other guys.

 The last guy I dated seemed like the shy type, but when we went to his house to watch a movie, he asked me if we could see a porn flick. It would only be my third time to see porn, and the first time to see it with a guy.

I said yes. He turned off the lights and sat beside me. As the movie went on, we started kissing, and moved on to orals. I gave him my best blowjob ever, making him come in my mouth twice. We didn't even notice that his younger broter, along with a friend, was already inside the room watching us.

Shocked, we put on our clothes and he started yelling at them. When his brother turned on the lights, I was even more shocked to see that the person with him was my boyfriend!

Instead of feeling embarassed, I acted really proud, without noticing that there were traces of come on my heeks, neck and mouth.

Well, I felt no remorse, because I never did it with my boyfriend, kaya mamatay siya sa inggit! I broke up with him after that, and I said that I did it just to get even. I'm not even shy about posting my name here, because I want to share how I get even with him. I really hope he reads this article.

Lady Sucks Lover's Chest

 My boyfriend and I were in the heat of sex, when he pushed my head down to suck his chest.

I was sucking hard as we both exploded into a wonderful climax. As I stared into his eyes to enjoy the moment, my eyes fell on the area of his chest I had been sucking on.

To my horror the huge pimple on his chest had popped, making me realize that I had been sucking the pus all the while!

Until now I have to divert my attention to keep me from remembering this incident.

Lover Reveals His True Self

 Until just a month ago, I was with this really handsome guy. We'd been going out for three months and I was really excited that finally, we were going to have sex!

I was really aroused by the way he was touching me and kissing me, I was so wet, and I told him to touch me down there.

It felt so good, I felt that I had to return the favor.

While kissing his nipples, I felt something rubbing against my back. It was an 8-inch vibrator! I thought, "Oh my God!" I've never done this before but it looked really arousing.

I took the vibrator from him and rubbed it against me and let him watch. He was smiling, and while kissing my ears he whispered, "Stick it up my ass, baby."

I was stunned, but I obliged, and guess what, while I was fucking his ass with that toy, he was making himself come.

That was the end of it: I realized he was gay!

Mommy Caught Doing Daddy Harm

 When my hubby arrived from a two-week seminar, he just couldn't resist telling me how much he missed me. Knowing him, I knew he meant much more than that so that night we tucked the children to bed early.

To his dismay, our youngest, a daughter, age three, wanted to sleep with us. But my husband was way too hot to be extinguished. With our little angel beside me, and him behind me, he proceeded to some covert humping by the back door.

But the rocking, however slight, just irked our daughter. So we decided to behave for a while so she could sleep. When we thought she was off to dreamland, we went to the adjacent room and there continued with the proceedings.

I was right on top of him when our daughter walked in, telling me to stop hurting her daddy. She had thought we were having a game of "wrestling." For the next two hours she stayed awake and kept on asking why I was sitting on top of daddy.

Office Girl Gets Unusual Breakfast

 My boyfriend and I go to work together every morning. He'd pick me up and drop me off at my building. If we get to Makati early, we'd just hang out somewhere in the CBD where there are few passersby.

One time we were early, I just had this uncontrollable desire for him so I started petting him and feeling his cock. He was up to it, too, so I gave him a hot cocksucking.

I was sure he was already on cloud nine with that but I took it a step further by swallowing his man-paste when he came. I was actually still licking his dick after he had spurted every drop of wad just to satisfy my craving.

I did this all in broad daylight and in Makati's concrete jungle, no less! After cleaning up, I went to work.

Well, I thought I had cleaned up…no sooner had I settled down when my officemates noticed something white under my lips and on the sides. I got my compact and checked-my boyfriend's spermies had dried up like peeled skin on my lips. So that's what I told them, that it was dry skin!

Preggy Lady Gives In 

I was six months pregnant when I had sex with a guy friend. He said he wanted to try fucking a pregnant woman, so since my ex and I had broken up, I gave him the chance.

Well, I was kind of horny that time, too! We were at a girl friend's place, and when my girl friend went out with her boyfriend, my guy friend and I went to her bedroom and started kissing.

He licked my pussy and damn! It was the greatest! When I was almost at my peak... damn! My friend's mother knocked on the door and almost caught us!

Suwerte because she didn't open the door right away. I hid the guy in my friend's closet, then I pretended I had just woken up. Malas pa rin, bitin!

Priest Witnesses Earthly Love

 Me and my boyfriend made it a point to explore each other because we were both in a relationship for the first time. The first three months together was unknown to my folks; we would actually meet at the neighborhood chapel playground.

We would hang out there with friends until midnight. One time we met up our friends weren't around, we stayed anyway. As we talked, I could feel his hands groping for my breasts under my shirt. I felt so hot then that I immediately gave him my first blowjob.

He groped for my pussy and gave me a good fingering. I was enjoying it so much when we heard an "ahem" near us. It was our chapel priest! "Mga bata, gabi na hindi ito lover's lane…at ang mga zipper..uwi na kayo and GOD bless you both," the priest told us.

Come Sunday, mass was held. Get this: the priest actually included what he witnessed in his sermon. He asked the churchgoers, "I wonder if you know these teens I caught in the playground." My aunt who had attended the mass asked me and my sister.

Of course I pleaded innocent! Now my boyfriend and I do it in our clubhouse. It really excites me doing it in different places!

Revenge Is Sweet

 One late night, my ex and I decided to just drive around the metro. Along Quezon Avenue, we spotted this hooker. Recalling that he had played a joke on me before telling me a story of how a hooker gave him the most "exquisite" and "a million dollar" blowjob ever, a sinister idea popped in my mind.

I demanded that we pull over and pick up the girl, and I'd be doing the talking. After she hustled in the car, I told her, "I want you to give my boyfriend most exquisite, million dollar blowjob! I'll pay for your services." To my dismay, my ex got excited instead of being insulted.

As I watched the hooker get on with the job, I felt jealous instead of vindicated. And worse, horny! So I broke off their fun, told the hooker to get out of the car, and started kissing my ex like a mad, sex-deprived nympho! Of course, I continued where the hooker left off.

Afterwards, he asked me what the hell was I up to. "The hooker wasn't even half as a good as you," my boyfriend said. Awww... I was touched and felt completely stupid!

Schoolgirls Do It Best!

 During a dull and boring lesson, I started rubbing my pussy under the table. My best friend who was seated beside me started giggling. I didn't mind her and continued. The moment the bell rang, I rushed to an empty washroom and entered a cubicle. I hurriedly pulled down my skirt and took off my undies.

Then, I gave myself my first ever fingering. After a while, I heard my best friend call me. She caught me with my fingers in my pussy. Instead of hearing her scream, I heard her giggle. There was something different with the way she looked at me. "Oh, my! This can't be right! We're both girls!

Why do I feel attracted to her?!" My thoughts were running wild. I've never had sex with anyone before, neither with a man nor with a woman. Would I fuck my best friend? She stripped off her uniform as she sat on my lap. I sucked her tits, then she took off my uniform. She caressed my naked body and then went down and licked my pussy.

Minutes later, we heard the washroom door open. I asked her to stop but she just kept on licking. I took a peek and saw the nun who had given the lecture earlier. She came to check up on me and asked if I needed some tissue paper. I said "Opo, Sister. Salamat po!" with little moans of pleasure.

She then started giving me advice on how to prevent diarrhea and tossed a roll of tissue paper over to the cubicle and left afterwards. We then locked the washroom door, and did a 69 on the floor. When lunch ended, we walked back to our classroom with naughty grins on our faces.

Sex Tool Proves Useless

 My boyfriend and I had our usual romp at a certain motel in our area. You might say we're "suki" there. So we were hot and really into it, boinking the living daylights out of us when he stopped in mid-hump.

I thought he was putting a condom on so I let him stop. He slipped in his dick again and started humping but this time, something felt odd inside my vagina. He continued banging me and came.

When he stood up, he seemed like looking for something; he kept on saying, "Nasaan na? Nasaan na?" "Where was what?" I asked. I was beginning to get worried. It turned out he had slipped a penis ring on and when he had withdrawn his member, it wasn't there anymore.

We searched under the pillows, on the bed sheet, under the bed, on the floor. Nothing. Finally it dawned on us that there was no way it could be anywhere but inside my beaver! I had to walk to the toilet by myself and get the fucking thing out of me.

From then on we swore never to use a useless implement again.

Sloshed Lover Messes Up The Sheets

 For the longest time, I had this huge crush on my best friend's older brother who was quite a hunk.

It was our anniversary, but my boyfriend and I weren't able to go out to celebrate because of our hectic schedule, so we decided to spend the night together in his apartment.

When we reached their flat, where he lived with his friends from high school, they had some visitors from Cebu who happened to be part of their high school barkada.

Naturally, they got together and started drinking and reminiscing. Since I don't drink a lot, after three shots of vodka, I decided to just stay in his room.

My guy checked from time to time to see if I was fine. Every time he checked, he got a bit more drunk and horny. He would kiss me, caress my tits, and play with my pussy!

I couldn't take it anymore so the fourth time he came back, I told him to stay with me. He was so horny that he entered me immediately.

I was on top and we were in the middle of our nookie when he suddenly puked on me!

We were in a total mess, with puke all over our bodies! Since we were both naked, we couldn't go directly to the bathroom because we'd be seen by his pals. So we just wiped away the mess and got on with it!

The next morning we ended up washing the blankets and blowing the smell in his room away, but remembering our deed put a smile on our faces.

Sneaky Lovers Fool Sleepy Mom

 My mom manages a mini-grocery in our province, and part of the store is where we live. I usually go there Saturdays after my class.

One Sunday night, my boyfriend visited me.

Since we didn't have class the next day he was allowed to stay with us the whole night.

It was already 10 PM, time to close the store. My mom was very tired then so she decided to take a nap.

My boyfriend and I watched TV while my mom slept on the sofa behind the TV set.

She could still see us, so we behaved. I stood up to get some drinks, but since I don't drink a lot, after two bottles of beer, I let my boyfriend finish the remaining bottles.

We were very quiet that moment and I knew that he was a bit drunk.

He started kissing me, touching my legs and even playing with my nipples. At first I resisted, but I couldn't take it any more because I was so horny.

I glanced at my mom. She was facing the opposite side, so I removed my undies immediately and he entered me from behind.

After a few seconds of pumping, I almost jumped when I saw that my mom was about to face us! My boyfriend stopped pumping but his dick was still inside my pussy. We were both looking at my mom's corner in a doggy style position.

Fortunately, my mom remained asleep so he decided to pump me very quickly until we were both done.

The next day, we were just glancing at each other with naughty smiles on our faces.

Sober One Whips Out Videocam

 At a bar, I saw an old guy friend I had not seen for awhile. He was badly drunk and gave me some alcohol-laced talk. He invited me to hang out at his place for more drinks. I brought along my two girl friends and their respective boyfriends.

Amazingly, all that time I was displaying myself at the bar I had not treated myself to a drink. So it was quite natural that while I was just beginning to get a buzz over at my friend's place, the rest of them were smashed beyond belief.

Our host had actually passed out right in front of us. But the two couples were also having a steamy petting session going on. On a whim, I dared them to let my sleeping friend join in on their fun. What they did was more than what I asked for!

They fucked each other, together, and the man on the bed-who, despite the hot pleasure he was getting, was asleep through it all!

Even I had a hard time telling who was sucking who, or whose cock was pounding someone's pussy or ass. And where was I during the entire proceedings? I was recording and directing The Orgy of the Year on videocam. The tape is still with me and I plan to keep it for the rest of my life.

Strip Game Leads to Pit Roast

 Last year, after an all-night gimmick with my ex and his friends, we headed over to his house to get more drinks. We arrived at my ex's house together with his cousin.

The three of us all sat on the floor while drinking. I'm not sure who suggested it, but we began playing "strip spin-the-bottle." I was confident that I would not lose since girls have usually more clothing than guys.

A few drinks and some shed clothes after, we were all getting real drunk. My ex's cousin was the first to lose, and he was hiding his hard-on with his hands.

I don't really remember how it happened, but I also lost all my clothes! My ex pulled me towards the bed and began kissing me all over. I was so drunk and horny, I don't mind that his cousin was right there.

I was giving my ex a blowjob when suddenly I felt a tongue licking my... you know. I was so horny that I let my ex's cousin eat me.

Soon, the three of us were in bed and having wild sex. This was a real first for me. I was surprised that I could even do it like that. While I was giving my ex a BJ, his cousin was doing me doggie-style. They exchanged positions at least three times. We were so tired after that we all fell asleep without any clothes on.

We were doing it for two hours straight! We got to sleep at around 5 AM. The next morning when we awoke, his cute cousin had another round with me. I really enjoyed that night. And our sexcapades did not end there either. The three of us still see each other for more.

Three Is Not A Crowd

Two of my girl friends and I were holed up in my room one weekend talking about sex. Then suddenly I remembered I just got myself a vibrator, so I decided to show it off to my friends.

 In a wave of horniness, the two girls chorused that they wanted to try it right then and there! Well, I was the owner, and I was more excited to use it than they were, so I said okay, but I would have to go at it first.

What was supposed to be an experiment with a sex toy turned out to be threesome sex between females!

I lay on the floor as a friend played with my pussy with the vibrator while the other fondled my breasts.

It just got so hot-there was a tremor inside me which I thought signaled massive orgasm.

Damn, instead of love juice I actually peed on the spot out of sheer pleasure!

Wifey Gets Kinky With Hubby's Blessing

 Not too long ago, I had a persistent suitor I met through text. He insisted on a date which I consistently declined. He doesn't know that my husband knew about what was going on; the texter-guy didn't even know I was married.

Funny thing was, I would be the one who'd get pissed at the caller while my husband would just tell me to have patience with the man! One day, I got the shock of my life when my husband said, "to end this, why don't you just meet him and see where it would lead to?" After some assurance from my husband, I finally agreed on one condition-that he'd be with me when I meet the stranger.

So we went to meet my suitor and, wow, was I in for s surprise. The stranger was gorgeous! I was speechless when my husband shook the guy's hand and said, "I believe you're my friend's date? Okay, I guess it's safe to leave both of you now. Here are your tickets to the movie, have fun!"

I was surprised but definitely welcomed my husband's gesture. His parting words to me were: "So, see you after two hours?" with a secret wink left. I swear what happened inside the movie house was something I've never done before, even to my own husband. The thrill and the sensation were just electrifying and simply incomparable with all other excitement I've done before!

I'd like to thank my husband for being understanding and giving me an out-of-this world experience. Can you imagine a married woman getting a taste of a massive member for the first time? From a stranger?!

Wonder Twins Powers, Activate!

 I have a twin brother with whom I am very close to. We're so close that we celebrate our birthday together all the time. Once, we held our party in our Zambales farm with our friends. There were beer cases galore and countless boxes of Chivas Regal, and we tippled them all that, by the time we were through, everyone was half-conscious—but devilishly horny.

As I looked around for a possible target to make out with, it occurred to me that my twin was nowhere in sight! But I soon stopped worrying about him when his best bud, whom I had a crush on for the longest time, came into my view. I boldly approached him and told him that I needed a little "assistance." To my surprise, he agreed and I led him to a secluded place in our farm.

I immediately kissed him and he kissed me back more torridly. Our hot scene came to a halt when we felt two people behind a bush. Imagine our shock when we saw my twin pounding the living daylights out of my best friend! They looked at us and instead of stopping, they laughed and then continued as if we weren’t there. It made me extra horny that I lunged for my guy and gave him head like I was sucking the life force out of him.

All these continued until the boys were all dried up. Next morning, the question of the day was, "Where the hell were the twins last night?" The four of us could only smile. After that, my bestfriend became my brother’s girl and the guy became mine!