TOP TEN CAUSES OF DEATH AT COMPUTERS

10.) CD's were used for a game of frisbee and were found to be too sharp
for this purpose.

9.) Died of old age while waiting for a webpage to load.

8.) Died of starvation while waiting for online-ordered meal to arrive.

7.) Went mad trying to understand computer manual.

6.) Computer exploded due to overload of spam and junk mail.

5.) Died of poverty after making the mistake of trying to keep their
computer up-to-date.

4.) Bought a mega-hyper-gigaforcep-gerpatologicatron and were never seen
again.

3.) Attempted to wire up everything in their house and died of sever
burns while trying to flush the toilet.

2.) Tried to design a computer mouse that resembled a real mouse (ate
cheese, ran around, squeeked and bit) and died in the process of varied
causes. And the number one cause of death at the computer.....

1.) Commited suicide with frustration after trying to make sense on windows
'95.