TOP 10 REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THEN SEX

10) You are guarenteed to get a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) Its okay when the person you're with fantasized that you are someone else....you are!

5) Forty years form now you'll still enjoy candy!

4) If you don't like what you get....you can't always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) You feel less guilty the morning after.

And the #1 reason trick or treating is better then sex

YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!