HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:

~Matthew

 One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

 One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

 One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

 One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California ***with gun in lap***:
 L.A.

 Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in
 California.

 Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
 Italy

 One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

 Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to
 watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado

 Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now wearing a barrel: Las
 Vegas

 Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate
 in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida 'seasoned citizen' driver, also known as 'no-see-um'