The greatest lies of all time:

1. I love you.

2. This won’t hurt a bit.

3. The Mercedes is paid for.

4. The check is in the mail.

5. I was just going to call you.

6. I’ve always worn cowboy boots.

7. I swear I won’t (you know...)

8. Of course I’ll respect you in the morning.

9. We have a really challenging assignment for you.

10. I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you.