Good or Bad Ideas?

There is a famous saying which states that "necessity is the mother of invention", however the inventions on this list seem far from necessary.

1. Makeup That is Tattooed on: You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty?

2. Colored Elastics For Braces: As if the braces didn't make your mouth stand out enough.

3. Crayons That Smell: Oh, good, let's give kids another reason to eat them.

4. Juicers: Carrot-peach-avocado-rhutabaga-pomegranate-yam juice was not meant to be.

5. Colored Contact Lenses: Oh, yeah, purple is such a natural eye color.

6. Fake Eyelashes: You shouldn't be able to braid your eyelashes.

7. The Epilady: Pulling hair out by the roots is masochistic.

8. Those Crocheted Kleenex Box Covers: Kleenex does not get chilly.

9. Heated and/or Padded Toilet Seats: Your not supposed to spend the day there. Comfort should not be a pressing concern. Get in, do your thing, and get out.

10. Thong underwear: Nothing leads to insanity faster than a perpetual wedgie.

11. Doggie Sweaters: Fido is not Mr. Rogers, nor does he want to be Mr. Rogers.