A list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong:

 1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
 3. Gun wounds again?
 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
 5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
 6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
 7. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
 8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
 9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
 10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
 11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
 12. You daring lousy guy.
 13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
 14. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.
 15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
 16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
 17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

 And finally...
 18. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.