Proof that Barney is EVIL:

(My extended answer to the question.)

 

            Barney promotes paedophilia. For example: 'I love you, you love me.' This is obviously a song detailing the sexual relationship he shares with the Backyard Gang. (I love you, you love me = making love = sexual relationship) He forces them to sing the song, repetition being a known form of brainwashing. Since no one argues with him and refuses to sing, we can assume that the brainwashing has been effective. Dangerously so.

            Subliminal messages are also a feature of Barney's songs. Pick any song and listen really really hard, you can hear, "The world is mine. The world is mine." The average age of Barney viewers is from 4 to 8 years old. At this age, youths are extremely impressionable and Barney deliberately chose this age group. He takes advantage of their innocence and naivety to instil his foul beliefs. In 20 years time, those children will be young adults and have the world in their power. One plan they may well try is to flood the market with old Barney memorabilia, causing it to collapse from sheer overflow, throwing the world into chaos. From there, Barney would set the rest of his plan into motion.

            Next point: Barney is happy. And I mean, ALWAYS happy. No one can be that happy. Unless they are on drugs. Therefore, Barney is on drugs. And do we really want an unnaturally happy, drug-addicted purple dinosaur educating and corrupting our youth? Also, by being happy, Barney is telling the children not to have negative feelings, that it is BAD to have negative feelings. Of course, children cannot help but harbour these feelings, so they feel guilty for having them. They feel they are BAD. It lowers their SELF-ESTEEM. It makes them more IMPRESSIONABLE to other… serious issues.

            Barney also promotes an unhealthy lifestyle. Not only is he grossly obese, he never disposes of bodily waste, nor is he ever seen to really eat. It is known that obesity leads to heart-disease and other problems. Children following his example would be extremely unhealthy. Or, they may take the other extreme. Barney does not eat so the children decide not to eat as well. This may very well lead to malnourishment and psychological problems such as anorexia or bulimia. Of course, not disposing of bodily waste allows toxins to build up. BAD.

            The next topic to be discussed is a matter of creativity. When the Backyard gang are bored and don't know what to do, what do they do? Call on Barney! Barney then proceeds to TELL them what to do. Time to draw? Barney TELLS them what to draw. There is clearly no room for creativity or Free Will beneath Barney's DICTATORSHIP. He is essentially telling the youth they must CONFORM or be LEFT OUT and REJECTED. This applies to ALL areas, he TELLS the Backyard Gang to do something. And they ALWAYS agree. What's Barney going to do if they refuse to paint a flower? Pull out a shotgun or decapitate them? Well, whatever it is, it must be bad, because no one EVER complains. Barney's regime is iron tight, but so subtle no one ever picks it up. He is a true criminal genius. But WE MUST NOT LET HIM PREVAIL!!!

            Now. Baby Bop. Who is she and when did she arrive on the scene? Whatever story they say, it's probably wrong. Notice how she shares a discomforting resemblance to… Dorothy the Dinosaur. My theory? Bop is the illegitimate offspring of a drunken, drugged one-night liaison including Barney and Dorothy. Dorothy is also linked to the Wiggles, who just happen to be another powerful force in modern children's lives…

            But that's another story.

 

Update! Update!

            Even more proof of Barney's evil.

 

            He is purple. And he is purple for a reason. You don't just decide to make something purple. Who's ever heard of a purple dinosaur?

            Now, it is a well known fact that purple is associated with homosexuality. Therefore, Barney is gay. If confuses the children, especially in light of his incestuous relationship with Bop. Confusing the children promotes even more feelings of inadequacy and rejection. And if the children do follow his example, we would end up with a world full of homosexuals, so no one would be there to reproduce, so there would be no new generation born, so Barney would be free to populate the world with his vile offspring!!

            Barney also bears an uncanny resemblance to Megatron, the well known villain of Beast Wars. They are both purple, tyrannosaurs, and have green on their backs. Could this be… a family resemblance? It is known that Megatron harboured an unhealthy ambition to world domination. Perhaps this desire is also passed on in the genes…

            By the way, what do we know of Barney's social life? NOTHING. He exists ONLY on the television, no where else. So what does he do when he's NOT in the studio? To people see Barney trundling down the street in everyday life? What does he have to hide? What may we not know? If Barney truly had nothing to hide and were a law-abiding citizen, he would have no need of the secrecy. But he continues to have it!  Therefore, he must be doing something NOT acceptable. Therefore, Barney is BAD and the longer our society lets this lay, the worse it may become.

 

            I would like to thank my sister for providing me with some ideas, though I'm the one who built on them. And again, it's not supposed to be serious. I don't really have anything against Barney, but I have a psychotic image to uphold and blaming Barney for all the evils of the world just happens to be part of the image. It's a joke. Please, Barney Corporation, don't sue me!!