English to chinese in 1 minute:

 >Stupid Man --Dum Gai >

 >Small Horse --Tai Ni Po Ni >

 >Your price is too high!! --No Bai Dam Ding!! >

 >Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan? >

>I bumped into a coffee table --Ai Bang Mai Ni >

 >I think you need a facelift --Chin Tu Fat >

 >It's very dark in here --Wai So Dim? >

 >Has your flight been delayed? --Hao Long Wei Ting? >

 >Are you harboring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding? >

>See me A.S.A.P. --Kum Hia Nao >

 >That was an unauthorized execution. --Lin Ching >

>I thought you were on a diet --Wai Yu Mun Ching? >

 >This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah King >

 >Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? --Wai Yu Sing Dum Song? >

 >You are not very bright --Yu So Dum > >I got this for free --Ai No Pei >

>I am not guilty --Wai Hang Mi? >

 >Please, stay a while longer. --Wai Go Nao? >

 >Our meeting was scheduled for next week --Wai Yu Kum Nao > >

 >They have arrived -- Hia Dei Kum >

 >Stay out of sight -- Lei Lo >

 >He's cleaning his automobile --Wa Shing Ka >

 >Your body odor is offensive -- Yu stin ki pu >

>Pew! does this bathroom stink! -- Hu Flung Dung