WHO  SAID  THAT?

ü        Do not walk behind me, for 1 may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either Just leave me the hell alone.

ü        The 1000 km journey always begins with a broken fanbelt and a leaky tyre.

ü        It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbour's newspaper that's the time to do it.

ü        It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

ü        Sex is like air It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

ü        We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

ü        No one is listening until you make a mistake.

ü        Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

ü        Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

ü        It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

ü        it is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

ü        If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

ü        If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

ü        If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

ü        You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

ü        When someone says, 'Do you want my opinion?' it is always a negative one.

ü        When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle him or her gently. The word 'listen' contains the same letters as the word 'silent'.

ü        The trouble with work is - it's so daily.

ü        The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

ü        Scientists say one out of every four people is crazy Check three friends - if they are OK, you're it.

ü        Pain and suffering is inevitable but misery is optional.