TEN GREAT "FAMOUS LAST WORDS"

10) It's so tame you can put your head in its mouth.

9) It was fresh just last week.

8) These are the safe kind of mushrooms.

7) It should be o.k. to swim in.

6) He's been a perfectly safe driver ever since his first Model T.

5) Clip the red wire first.

4) It's o.k. to format this disk.

3) It's supposed to make that noise.

2) It's pretty much grounded.

1) It doesn't *look* like the bridge is out.