Bumper Stickers... again

~Matthew

•  Axe me about Ebonics
•  CATS: The other white meat
•  Dain bramaged
•  Don't be sexist - broads hate that
•  Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
•  Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
•  Boldly going nowhere
•  CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
•  Heart Attacks...God's Revenge
   for Eating His Animal Friends
•  He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically
   challenged
•  Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired
   from a car window!
•  How many roads must a man travel down before he admits
   he is lost?
•  If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,
   riddle them with bullets
•  I'm an imbecile and I vote
•  Money Isn't Everything...
   But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
•  WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
•  If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
•  Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
•  WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
•  Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone
   up your ASS?
•  If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
•  Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole
•  100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
•  Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
•  You're just jealous because the voices are talking to
   me not you!
•  Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide
   the bodies.
•  JESUS SAVES...He Passes It To Gretzky...
   Gretzky Shoots...He Scores!
•  Jesus is coming! Look busy!
•  You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
•  Save Your Breath...
   You'll need it to blow up your date!
•  Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
•  My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
•  Grow your own dope, plant a man
•  All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
•  Some people are only alive because it is illegal to
   shoot them.
•  I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
•  WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
•  BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
•  I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
•  Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
•  All men are idiots....I married their king.
•  The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
•  IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
•  Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
•  Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
•  Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
•  Hang up and drive.
•  Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your
   lips.
•  I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
•  Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
•  It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
•  Don't drink and drive...
   You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
•  We are born naked, wet, and hungry....
   Then things get worse.
•  Friends help you move.
   Real friends help you move bodies.
•  Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
•  Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
•  Be nice to your kids...
   They will pick out your nursing home.
•  Always remember you're unique...
   Just like everyone else.
•  Honk If You Want To See My Finger