NOT-QUITE FAMOUS INTERVIEW LINES

JULIUS CAESAR: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

JESSE JAMES: I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

MARIE ANTOINETTE: My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of my self as a people person.

JOSEPH GUILLOTINE: I can give your company a head start on the competition.

HAMLET: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

LUCRETIA BORGIA: My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.

PANDORA: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

GENGHIS KHAN: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries. MACBETH: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion.

LADY GODIVA: What do you mean this isn't business casual?