GRAFFITI  RULES

Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world.

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.

- Women's toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open.

- Women's toilet, Champaign, Illinois.

Beauty is only a light switch away.

- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.

- Houghton Library, Harvard, Cambridge, Massachusetts.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?

- The Irish 'Times, Washington DC.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

- Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry

- Tucson, Arizona.

No matter bow good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit

- Men's toilet, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

A Women's Rule of Thumb - if it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

- Women's toilet, Dallas, Texas.

Jesus Saves, but wouldn't it be better if be had invested?

- Men's toilet, American University, Washington DC.

Express lane: Five beers or less.

- Sign over one of the urinals, Phoenix, Arizona.

You're too good for him.

- Sign over mirror in women's toilet, Beverly Hills, California.

No wonder you always go home alone.

- Sign over mirror in men's toilet, Beverly Hills, California.

If lift is a waste of time, and time is a waste of lift, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.

- Armand's Pizza, Washington DC.

To do is to be-Descartes

To be is to do - Sartre

Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra

- Men's toilets, Scottsslale, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

- Written in dust on back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war - hell, do both, get married!

- Women's toilet, Bozeman, Montana.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

- Revolution Books, New York.