Confucius says:

ü        'Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.'

ü        'Virginity like bubble. One prick and all gone.

ü        'Man who run in front of car get tyred.'

ü        'Man who run behind car get exhausted.'

ü        'Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.'

ü        'Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

ü        'Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.'

ü        'Man who scratches arse must not bite fingernails.'

ü        'Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.'

ü        'Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk.'

ü        'Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.'

ü        'War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.'

ü        'Man who sleep in cathouse by day sleep in doghouse by night.'

ü        'Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.'

ü        'It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.'

ü        'Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

ü        'Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.'

ü        'Man who lives in glasshouse should change in basement.'

ü        'He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.'

ü        'Man who farts in church sits in own pew.'

ü        'Man with one chopstick go hungry.'