CLASSIC BUMPER STICKERS

 

ü        Constipated people don't give a crap.

ü        Practise safe sex: go screw yourself.

ü        Accidents cause people.

ü        Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

ü        If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

ü        If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.

ü        My kid got your honour roll student pregnant.

ü        Thank you for pot smoking.

ü        To all you virgins: thanks for nothing.

ü        Impotence: nature's way of saying 'no hard feelings'.

ü        If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

ü        If you're not a haemorrhoid, get off my arse.

ü        You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

ü        I have the body of a god - Buddha.

ü        So many pedestrians - so little time.

ü        Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

ü        If we quit voting will they all go away?

ü        Eat right, exercise, and die anyway.

ü        Honk if anything falls off.

ü        He who hesitates is not only lost but also miles from the next exit.

ü        I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.

ü        If you can read this, the bitch fell off (back of a biker's vest).

ü        Necrophilia: that uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

ü        Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel.

ü        Boldly going nowhere.

ü        Caution - driver legally blonde!

ü        Don't be sexist - broads hate that.

ü        How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he's lost?

ü        Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

ü        What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.