Bumper Stickers
*Grow your own dope! Plant a man.
*"I left my other vehicle in the broom closet."
*"Jesus is coming... and boy, is he pissed!
*Don't laugh.......your daughter may be in here!!
*Neuter Newt.
*"BEER ... IT'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!"
*"Nuke the gay whales for Jesus!"
*A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
*This vehicle does not turn left on red
*"Ask me about microwaving cats for Fun & Profit"
*RUGBY PLAYERS EAT THEIR YOUNG
*JESUS IS COMING.......LOOK BUSY!
*"I'm up and dressed. What more do you want?"
*MONEY IS THE ROUTE TO ALL EVIL-- send $9.95 for more info.
*I Have PMS And I Have A Gun!
*GIVE BLOOD...PLAY HOCKEY.
The Following are actual bumper stickers observed on America's roads:
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Worry, God knows all about you. - Frank Warmerdam
Jesus is coming, look busy! - Alan Bennett
Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're a buthole!) - Scott Mays
JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!! - Scott Mays
Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!' -Todd Rudolph
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand -Brian E. Aronson
Geez if you belive in honkus.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. - Letitia Yao
God, please protect me from your followers. - Russ Bergs
God is living in Canada and doesn't want to get involved! - Russ Bergs
Do I look like a Hemroid? Then get off my butt -William Mount
Backoff I'm a postal worker. -William Mount
Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you. -Alfred Stoffels
Now that you are on my butt you wanna get married? -Eddie Walters
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop! -Christina Ramer
I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting! - anonymous
I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami Procrastinada - Stephanie Martin
If you can read this, your to close. (Written in brail) - Josh Walters
If you can read this, you're in phaser range - Dan Hecker
Too Close for Missiles, Switching to Guns - Mike Kleiner
Do Not Tailgate. Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield! - anonymous
I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL! - Sarah Rhodes
Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading. - Scot Colburn
This car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto. -Colobus Martin
Hold on before you pass, I'm reloading. -Colobus Martin
I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say? -Lisa Kennedy
Happiness is an automatic weapon with a belt feed - Kevin Kilbey
Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition - Many People
I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better! - Jennifer Lipori
This car protected by Smith & Wesson - Andrea Curry
Fight crime, shoot back - Remy Barnes
If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children - Nancy Lutz
Gun control means using both hands! - Barry Bean
Gun control is being able to hit your target - Alex Grushow
Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier - Skylar Sutton
My karma ran over your dogma.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Friends don't let friends drive naked.
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! - Many different people
Caution! Driver's applying make-up - anonymous
CAUTION : Driver Singing - Andrea Curry
The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere - anonymous
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive? - Stephanie Martin
FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL - Letitia Yao
If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt - Kevin Streit
Hang up and drive - Jenne Erin
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car - Many people
Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!! -Urszula & Waldo Mochalski
It was only a lane change! -Susan Montgomery
I drive this way just to piss you off. -Eddie Walters
Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) --