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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

 Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.