BUMPER STICKERS - EVEN MORE
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ARE TALKING TO ME

EARTH IS FULL -- GO HOME

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD........BUDDHA

THIS WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY IF IT WEREN'T HAPPENING TO ME

SO MANY PEDESTRIANS SO LITTLE TIME

I USED TO BE DISGUSTED NOW I'M JUST AMUSED

CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

IF PROGRESS MEANS TO MOVE FORWARD, WHAT DOES CONGRESS MEAN?

IF WE QUIT VOTING WILL THEY ALL GO AWAY?

POLITICS - FROM THE WORD "POLY," MEANING "MANY," AND "TICKS," AS IN "SMALL,
BLOOD-SUCKING PARASITES"

THE FACE IS FAMILIAR BUT I CAN'T QUITE REMEMBER MY NAME

HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS...STILL DIES

EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE, DIE ANYWAY

ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR HELP

HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF

COVER ME I'M CHANGING LANES

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST

HE WHO HESITATES IS NOT ONLY LOST BUT MILES FROM THE NEXT EXIT

I REFUSE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITS WITH AN UNARMED PERSON

THIS ISN'T MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME

IT'S BEEN LOVELY BUT I HAVE TO SCREAM NOW

UNIQUELY MALADJUSTED BUT FUN