7 Goals for Management (G)

~Matthew

•  Have management treat me better.
•  Alienate at least five new groups this year.
•  Pamper my colon: Eat more fiber!
•  Quit squeezing pimples, especially other people's.
•  Stop doing so many of those lame Top 7 lists.
•  Gain 20 pounds and keep smoking.
•  Create task force to evaluate the efficaciousness of the strategic planning and definition in a synergistic manner of the seventh goal for this list.