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<u><b>TOP 15 SIGNS YOU'RE DATING A CONTROL FREAK </b></u></p>
<p>15> During lovemaking, remains levitated just above a perfectly made bed
and insists you do likewise. </p>
<p>14> Not only cuts up your steak for you, but numbers it as well. </p>
<p>13> The blindfold. The cuffs. The way she makes you yell "Thank you,
Ms. Reno! May I have another?" </p>
<p>12> After you reach over to unlock his car door, he makes you do it again
the *right* way. </p>
<p>11> He accedes to a romantic horse and buggy ride through Central Park --
*if* they let him drive. </p>
<p>10> Becomes furious if you have on your Tuesday socks at 11:30 pm Monday
night. </p>
<p>9> He's carrying a copy of "Men are From Mars, Women Should Just Do
What I Say." </p>
<p>8> "You idiot! That's not how you send a submission to the Top 5
list! Here, give me that keyboard." </p>
<p>7> If you use the wrong fork at dinner, she jabs the correct one into your
neck. </p>
<p>6> When you threaten to leave her, she responds screaming, "And do
what, Pretty Boy? Another AAMCO commercial?!?" </p>
<p>5> Swears she wouldn't correct you about your breathing if you weren't
"doing it all wrong." </p>
<p>4> She sits on the couch and heckles that sloppy Martha Stewart Show.
3> Refuses to let you call Mia on Mother's Day. </p>
<p>2> His TV remote has a PIN number. </p>
<p>and the Number 1 Sign You're Dating a Control Freak... </p>
<p>1> She keeps telling you that even though you're just a humble boy from
Arkansas now, if you stick with her, you'll be President someday. </p>
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