10 SIGNS THE 90'S HAVE BEEN A REAL PAIN

1.         You try to enter your password on the microwave.

2.         You haven't played patience with real cards in years.

3.         You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4.         You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask, 'Do you fancy going down the pub?' and they reply, 'Yeah, give me five minutes.'

5.         You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't spoken to your next-door neighbour yet this year.

6.         You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.

7.         Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

8.         You consider the old-fashioned Post Office painfully slow.

9.         Your idea of being organised is multiple-coloured post-it notes.

10.       You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.*

*At least that way, if you don't understand it you can go back over it instead of looking like a complete dick!