10 reasons not to jog (G)

~Matthew

 For all you health nuts out there:

 1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't
 know where the heck she is.

 2) The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

 3) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have
 to show up.

 4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

 5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our
 body.

 6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

 7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

 8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

 9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

 10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.