Top Ten answers men would love to give to women's stupid questions:

1.  No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex.

2.  The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that f*cking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.

3.  You've got no chance of me calling you.

4.  No, I won't be gentle.

5.  Of course you have to swallow.

6.  Well yes actually, I do this all the time.

7.  I hate your f*cking friends.

8.  I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking



 to you after tonite.

9.  I'd rather watch a porno.

10. Eat it??? It took me ten beers to get up the courage to f*ck it.